“We Started A Fight Club”
“We Saved Private Ryan”
“We Lost A Guy In Ten Days”
“We Blew Up A Shark”
“We Blew Up A Predator”
“We Blew Up A Weaponized, Moon-Sized Space Station”
“We Spent The Weekend Desecrating A Corpse”
“We Ripped Our House From Its Foundation With Balloons”
“We Lost A Rug That Tied The Room Together”
“We Got Busy Living”
“We Knew Kung Fu”
“We Thought We Started A Beautiful Friendship”
“We Created a Media Empire But Died Longing For The Simple Joys Of Our Childhood”
“We Learned That All This? It’s Not Our Fault. We Know. It’s Not Our Fault. We Know. It’s Not Our Fault.”
“We Laid The Groundwork For Twelve Animated Sequels And Two Sing-Along Albums Featuring A Gang Of Young Dinosaurs”
“We Rebooted A Franchise”
“We Created A Multi-Film Action Vehicle For Johnny Depp While Retaining All Ancillary Merchandising Rights”
“We Released A Christmas Variation Of Our Earlier Hit Song, Moved To America To Find Love, Revealed Our Unrequited Love For Our Best Friend’s New Wife, Learned Portuguese to Propose to Our Onetime Housekeeper, Cheated On Our Wife With Our Secretary, Fell For A Member Of Our Household Staff Shortly After Being Elected Prime Minister, Abandoned Our Workplace Crush To Take Care Of Our Mentally Ill Brother, Learned Drums To Attract Our Elementary School Love And Then Evaded Airport Security To Say Goodbye To Her, And Overcame Our Shyness In Order To Ask Out A Girl We Met While Working As Body Doubles For A Feature Film Sex Scene”
“We Blew Up A Terminator”
“We Saved Private Ryan”
“We Lost A Guy In Ten Days”
“We Blew Up A Shark”
“We Blew Up A Predator”
“We Blew Up A Weaponized, Moon-Sized Space Station”
“We Spent The Weekend Desecrating A Corpse”
“We Ripped Our House From Its Foundation With Balloons”
“We Lost A Rug That Tied The Room Together”
“We Got Busy Living”
“We Knew Kung Fu”
“We Thought We Started A Beautiful Friendship”
“We Created a Media Empire But Died Longing For The Simple Joys Of Our Childhood”
“We Learned That All This? It’s Not Our Fault. We Know. It’s Not Our Fault. We Know. It’s Not Our Fault.”
“We Laid The Groundwork For Twelve Animated Sequels And Two Sing-Along Albums Featuring A Gang Of Young Dinosaurs”
“We Rebooted A Franchise”
“We Created A Multi-Film Action Vehicle For Johnny Depp While Retaining All Ancillary Merchandising Rights”
“We Released A Christmas Variation Of Our Earlier Hit Song, Moved To America To Find Love, Revealed Our Unrequited Love For Our Best Friend’s New Wife, Learned Portuguese to Propose to Our Onetime Housekeeper, Cheated On Our Wife With Our Secretary, Fell For A Member Of Our Household Staff Shortly After Being Elected Prime Minister, Abandoned Our Workplace Crush To Take Care Of Our Mentally Ill Brother, Learned Drums To Attract Our Elementary School Love And Then Evaded Airport Security To Say Goodbye To Her, And Overcame Our Shyness In Order To Ask Out A Girl We Met While Working As Body Doubles For A Feature Film Sex Scene”
“We Blew Up A Terminator”
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